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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tiana!
- Tianaomancy is the art of telling the future with tiana.
- Tiana is 984 feet tall!
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in tiana!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing tiana.
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than tiana!
- Tiana was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- Tiana is only six percent water!
- If you toss tiana 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- If you break tiana, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by tiana as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
*cackle* Ahhhh that's priceless.
Yeah, I'm easily amused right now. My brain is dead and I'm on the verge of total mental breakdown from all the stress currently in my life...but this...this was funny shit.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fenshae!
- Fenshaeolatry is the mindless worship of fenshae!
- Fenshaeomancy is the art of telling the future with fenshae.
- Fenshae was originally called Cheerioats.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in fenshae.
- Scientists believe that fenshae began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets fenshae!
- Fenshae became extinct in England in 1486.
- Research indicates that fenshae will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled fenshae!
- There are 336 dimples on fenshae.
